You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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