How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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