walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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