I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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