break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
