I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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