I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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