She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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