He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I am one with the molecules
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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