she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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