So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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