i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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