Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you didnt know i had herpes?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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