I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I know her cup size but not her name....
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