Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Enjoy the penises
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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