Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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