i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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