i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
