he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I love you.
Bad choice
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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