i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i just google imaged poop.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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