remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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