butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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