I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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