i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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