? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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