can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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