he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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