I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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