I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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