Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
