You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
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I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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