Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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