I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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