Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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