Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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