i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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