You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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