I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize