I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Its about making memories worth repressing
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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