porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My ass is underappreciated
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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