apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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