Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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