too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
He passed out mid-signature
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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