To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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