I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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