Nicole vs. Life
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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