I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
