Buhtt sex?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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