This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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