her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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