Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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