dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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